I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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