got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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