How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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