She's JV to your varsity
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
How's work?
Spinning.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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