You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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