is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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