Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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