do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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