and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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