what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
