I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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