***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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