please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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