My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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