I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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