break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
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