he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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