As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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