well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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