I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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