i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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