im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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