You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
he shaved USA in his pubs
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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