Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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