Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
