That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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