The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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