My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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