She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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