All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
