i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
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