sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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