is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Pooping to opera.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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