he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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