i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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