Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
why is half of my head shaved?
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