are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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