'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize
