you have to choose: penises or morals?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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