once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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