Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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