why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
how drunk are you?
Several
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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