Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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