covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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