All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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