So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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