she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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