People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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