i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Randomize
