We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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