Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Enjoy the penises
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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